|
|
|
Business one-liners 10
One liners
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Ambition is a poor excuse for not having sense enough to be lazy.
An executive will always return to work from lunch early if no one takes him.
An error in the premise will appear in the conclusion.
An object at rest will always be in the wrong place.
An object in motion will always be headed in the wrong direction.
An original idea can never emerge from committee in its original form.
An ounce of application is worth a ton of abstraction.
An ounce of pretension is worth a pound of manure.
An ounce of rejection is worse than a pound of "sure".
Any argument carried far enough will end up in semantics.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ One liners index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
*File Description: If a Computer Beeps and There is No One Around... Read this joke...
A man is telling a story... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
You know your from Manitoba, Canada, when... Read this joke...
`Twas the night before Y2K, And all through the nation We awaited The Bug, The Millennium sensation... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Yo mama house so dirty roaches ride around on dune buggies!Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe Her feet before she goes outside... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff