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You might be a redneck if 76
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You might be a reneck if...
Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over t` the dark side... It`ll be a hoot."
You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock thingy to get the bar-b-q grill to light.
The moonshine still you built on Endor is hidden so well even the Ewoks can`t find it.
You have a stuffed womp rat anywhere in your home. You think the symbol for the Rebel Alliance should be the Confederate flag. More than half the droids you own don`t function. The number of blasters you own exceeds your I.Q. You wonder why Luke and Leia gave up on getting married. You used a carbon-freezing chamber to mount the Wampa you shot while on vacation on Hoth.
Your moonshine is made on a real moon.
You don`t like wearing a Jedi robe because it prevents access to the dip stored in your back pocket.
Sandpeople back down from your mama.
You`ve ever used Jedi mind control to talk your way out of a speeding ticket or DUI.
You`ve ever strangled someone with the force because they laughed at your accent.
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