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Deep thoughts 01
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It`s fascinating to think that all around us there`s an invisible world we can`t even see. I`m speaking, of course, of the World of the Invisible Scary Skeletons.
He was the kind of man who was not ashamed to show affection. I guess that`s what I hated about him.
If they have moving sidewalks in the future, when you get on them, I think you should have to assume sort of a walking shape so as not to frighten the dogs.
The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I`ll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn`t get more meat, I`ll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I`ve hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
I think college administrators should encourage students to urinate on walls and bushes, because then when students from another college come sniffing around, they`ll know this is someone else`s territory.
I think my new thing will be to try to be a real happy guy. I`ll just walk around being real happy until some jerk says something stupid to me.
If you want to be the most popular person in your class, whenever the professor pauses in His lecture, just let out a big snort and say "How do you figger that!" real loud. Then lean back and sort of smirk.
If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.
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