|
|
Puppies don't surf...
Computer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Why Dogs don`t surf the web... Can`t stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can`t help attacking the screen when they hear "You`ve Got Mail." Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they`re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome `Cause dogs ain`t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Computer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
Random jokes |
Three guys were challenged by a girl who said, "Whoever can make me scream the most gets $100... Read this joke...
Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?A: An itchy, twitchy twat... Read this joke...
|
Random joke |
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer... Read this joke...
I you are in your right mind, I hope you go insane!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey... Read this joke...
Random pics

|
|