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Puppies don't surf...
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Why Dogs don`t surf the web... Can`t stick their heads out of Windows 2000. Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit. Can`t help attacking the screen when they hear "You`ve Got Mail." Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating. Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they`re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working. Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee. Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome `Cause dogs ain`t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand... Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software. SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test. SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question! Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manouever. Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.masters.leg. Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
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