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20 reasons dogs don't use computers
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20> Can`t stick their heads out of Windows `95.
19> Fetch command not available on all platforms.
18> Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one side.
17> Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
16> Can`t help attacking the screen when they hear "You`ve > Got Mail."
15> Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
14> Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they`re browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
13> Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
12> Not at all fooled by Chuckwagon Screen Saver.
11> Still trying to come up with an "emoticon" that signifies tail-wagging.
10> Oh, but they WILL... with the introduction of the Microsoft Opposable Thumb.
9> Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
8> `Cause dogs ain`t GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
7> Barking in next cube keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
6> SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
5> SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
4> Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to manuever.
3> Annoyed by lack of newsgroup, alt.pictures.master`s.leg.
2> Butt-sniffing more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.
and the Number 1 Reason Dogs Don`t Use Computers...
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( * 1> Too Damn Hard To Type With Paws. )
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