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Rating : 4.76, 123 votes.
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Q: How do you know when it``s bedtime at Michael Jackson``s home?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand. Q: What do you call a gay bar with no place to sit?
A: A fruit stand. Q: Why did the gay man get a job at the loading dock? A: He loved taking deliveries in the rear. Q: Why do gay men make good linemen? A: They love penetrating the defense. Q: Why couldn``t the gay quarterback make it in the NFL? A: He was too foreward with His passes. Q: How do you make a lesbian anorexic eat? A: Put pussy hair around her dinner plate. Q: What do you call a fart in the men``s room of a gay bar? A: A love call. Q: Why did the gay criminal keep going back to prison?
A: He loved it in the can.
Rating : 4.76, 123 votes.
Reviews : 6 [add review]
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