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Cat in heaven
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A cat dies and goes to heaven.
God meets him at the gate and says, `You have been a good cat all these years. You can have anything you desire, all you have to do is ask.`
Well,` said the cat, `I lived all my life on a farm and had to sleep on hardwood floors.`
`Say no more,` says God and instantly a fluffy pillow appears.
A few days later, six mice are killed in a tragic accident and they go to heaven. God meets them at the gate with the same offer he made to the cat.
`All our life,` the mice say, `we`ve had to run. Cats, dogs, women with brooms have chased us. If we had roller skates, we wouldn`t have to run any more.`
God says he can take care of it and, instantly, each mouse is fitted with a beautiful pair of tiny roller skates.
A week later God checks on the cat, which is asleep on its pillow. God gently nudges him awake and asks, `How are you doing? Are you happy here?`
`Never been happier,` says the cat, stretching and yawning. `And those meals on wheels you`ve been sending over are great.`
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