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Blonde quickies 3
Blonde jokes
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Q: Why don`t blondes eat Jello?
A: They can`t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck.
Q: Why don`t blondes eat pickles?
A: Because they can`t get their head in the jar.
Q: Why don`t blondes eat bananas?
A: They can`t find the zipper.
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings?
A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles.
Q: What does a blonde put behind Her ears to make Her more attractive?
A: Her ankles.
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick?
A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?
A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers.
Q: Why don`t blondes use vibrators?
A: They chip their teeth.
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