|
|
|
Sex on the beach
Adult jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Hosni Mubarak and his wife are in Rio de Janeiro on vacation. When there`s no-one around, they decide to make love on the beach. Unfortunately some of Rio`s finest catch them in their birthday suits and arrest them for `lewd conduct`.
Now Hosni`s not too enthusiastic about being arrested so he asks the police officer whether a simple fine wouldn`t do. The police officer agrees to this and asks Hosni whether it`s his first offense. He then proceeds to write up a ticket for Hosni for the sum of 100 cruzeiros (Brazilian currency), and a ticket for Hosni`s wife for the sum of 300 cruzeiros.
Hosni asks the police officer why he`s getting a 100 cruzeiro fine, while his wife is getting a 300 cruzeiro fine.
The cop tells him that since it`s a first offense, it`s only 100 cruzes, his wife on the other hand, she`s been caught twice before.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Adult jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
During the Gold Rush in 1849, some people paid as much as $100 for a glass of water!... Read this joke...
How can you tell which tricycle belongs to the blonde?It is the one with the kickstand... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country... Read this joke...
Newspaper Headline:"Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn`t Seen inYears"... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
I have got a drink problem... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff