Valentines, redneck style
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Kudzu is green, my dog`s name is Blue And I`m so lucky to have a sweet thang like you. Yore hair is like cornsilk, a-flapping in the breeze. Softer than Blue`s and without all them fleas. You move like the bass, which excite me in May. You ain`t got no scales, but I luv you anyway. You`re as graceful as okry, jist a-dancin` in the pan. Yo`re as fragrant as SunDrop right out of the can. You have all yore teeth, for which I am proud; I hold my head high when we`re in a crowd. On special occasions, when you shave yore armpits, Well, I`m in hawg heaven, I`m plumb outta my wits. And speakin` of wits, you`ve got plenty fer shore. `Cuz you married me back in `74. Still them fellers at work they all want to know, What I did to deserve such a purty, young doe. Like a good roll of duct tape, yo`re there fer yore man, To patch up life`s troubles and stick `em in the can. Yo`re as strong as a four-wheeler racin` through the mud, Yet fragile as that sanger named Naomi Judd. Yo`re as cute as a junebug a-buzzin` overhead. You ain`t mean like no far ant upon which I oft` tread. Cut from the best pattern like a flannel shirt of plaid, You sparked up my life like a Rattletrap shad. When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack, My life is complete; Ain`t nuttin` I lack. Yore complexion, it`s perfection, like the best vinyl sidin`. Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin`. And when you get old like a `57 Chevy, Won`t put you on blocks and let grass grow up heavy. Me `n` you`s like a Moon Pie, with a RC cold drank, We go together like a skunk goes with stank. Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine`s Day; They git it at Wal-Mart; It`s romantic that way. Some men git roses on that special day, From the cooler at Kroger. "That`s impressive," I say. Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth. "Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth. But for this man, honey, these will not do. For you are too special, you sweet thang you. I got you a gift, without taste nor odour, Better than diamonds, it`s a new trollin` motor.
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