What really happened in washington dc

Mr. Clinton has said that there was an occasion when it was
necessary for him to adjust his clothing he noticed with some
embarrassment that his fly was undone. The President said
that he unfortunately had some difficulty with his clothing
as his zipper got stuck.

Because Mr. Clinton has slight arthritis in his hands he
found he could not get the zipper up. He therefore, for
medical reasons, was forced to enlist the assistance of one
of his staffers, who was Miss Lewinsky.

In the course of assisting Mr. Clinton, Miss Lewinsky had to
kneel in front of him to facilitate the operation of the
zipper.

For medical reasons Mr. Clinton has been advised to wear no
undergarments and it so happened, that in their anxiety to
end the embarrassment and rectify the fly problem, that Mr.
Clinton`s penis may have fallen out of his trousers.

As Miss Lewinsky was grappling with his fly and felt sure
that she nearly had it, and did not want Mr. Clinton to be
seen with his penis hanging out, she took the presidential
penis into her mouth so that it would not be visible should
anyone enter the room.

Mr. Clinton was unable to use his own hands for this purpose
as he was assisting Miss Lewinsky by holding her hair out of
her face so she could properly visualize his fly.

It took some minutes for Miss Lewinsky to fix Mr. Clinton`s
fly, and it was during this time that another staff member
entered the room and apparently completely misconstrued the
situation.

Mr. Clinton would like to reiterate that there was nothing
unusual about his working relationship with Miss Lewinsky.

He did say however that as he had trouble with his fly on a
number of occasions, necessitating Miss Lewinsky`s repeated
assistance, he was considering changing his tailor.

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