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Government employee
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Rating : 5.58, 29 votes.
Reviews : 23 [add review]
A United State Government Employee sits in his office and
out of boredom, decides to see what`s in his old filing
cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an
old brass lamp.
"This will look nice on my mantelpiece," he decides, and
takes it home with him.
While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him
three wishes. "I wish for an ice cold diet Coke right now!"
He gets his Coke and drinks it.
Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second
wish. "I wish to be on an island where beautiful
nymphomaniacs reside." Suddenly he is on an island with
gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully.
He tells the genie his third and last wish. "I wish I`d
never have to work ever again."
POOF! He`s back in his government office.
Rating : 5.58, 29 votes.
Reviews : 23 [add review]
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