The miranda rights as cops would really like to read them
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1. No, I don`t care who you are.
2. No, I don`t care who you know.
3. Yes, you DO pay my salary.
4. Yes, you CAN have my job.
5. No, I don`t have anything better to do.
6. Yes, I DO arrest real criminals sometimes.
7. No, I am not picking on you because you are
_____________ (fill in
some ethnic group/race).
8. No, I can`t give you a break.
9. No, I don`t know your friend, Officer ______.
10. Yes, you will be allowed to make a phone call.
11. Yes, I`m sure you will never do it again.
12. No, we can`t talk about it.
13. Yes, it DOES make me happy.
14. Yes, you WILL see me in court.
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