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12-inch pianist
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There is this guy who walks into a bar and notices a man 12 inches tall playing the piano. He asks what it is all about and the barman tells him he`ll tell him later.
So he asks the barman for a drink and the barman says,
`Before you get your drink you get to rub the magic beer bottle and make a wish.`
`OK,` says the guy.
He goes to the bottle and rubs it and, boom, out comes a genie, who says,
`You have one wish.`
The man thinks about it and then wishes for a million bucks. A cloud of smoke fills the room and when the smoke clears there are a million ducks crowding the bar.
He tells the barman,
`Hey, I didn`t want a million ducks.`
The barman replies, `You think I wanted a 12-inch pianist?`
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