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12 inch prick
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Another guy walks into a bar with a one foot man sitting on his shoulder.
He ordered a beer.
The bartender was curious as he got the beer for the guy, but as he put the beer down on the bar, before the gut could reach it, the little man lept off his shoulder and picked up the beer and dumped it in the guys lap.
The guy sighs and asks for a shot of whisky.
As soon as the glass hits the bar, the little man threw the drink in the guts face and smashed the shot glass against the wall.
"I have to know. where did you get that guy?"
"Well... I`ll tell you... I was walking on the beach, saw a brass lamp, rubbed it, and a geenie came out. He said I could have one wish. I asked for a twelve inch prick and this is what I got..."
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