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Bush meets moses
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George W. Bush, in an airport lobby, noticed a man in a long flowing white robe with a long flowing white beard and flowing white hair.
The man had a staff in one hand and some stone tablets under the other arm. George W. approached the man and inquired, "Aren`t you Moses?" The man ignored George W. and stared at the ceiling.
George W. positioned himself more directly in the man`s view and asked again, "Aren`t you Moses?" The man continued to peruse the ceiling. George W. tugged at the man`s sleeve and asked once again, "Aren`t you Moses?"
The man finally responded in an irritated voice, "YES, I AM!"
George W. asked him why he was so uppity and had taken so long to answer him.
The man replied, "The last time I spoke to a Bush I ended up stuck in a desert for forty years!
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