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Message to mom
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A blonde goes into a world-wide message center to send a message to her mother in Poland.
When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don`t have any money but I would do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother in Poland!"
To that the man asks, "Anything?"
And the blonde says, "Yes, anything!"
With that, the man says "Follow me."
He walks into the next room and tells her to enter and shut the door. The blonde complies.
He then says "Get on your knees" and she does that as well.
He then says "Unzip my fly" and she does.
He then says "Go ahead and take it out."
With that, she takes it out and takes hold of it with both hands.
The man then says, "Well, go ahead!"
She brings her mouth closer to it, and while holding it close to her lips..
She says "HELLO, MOM?"
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Curtis, Tantilazing, yisman and Glaci
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