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The top 15 dan quayle campaign promises


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15. Statehood for Hawaii and Alaska
14. "Read my lips: Know knew taxis!"
13. Four years of unequaled prosperity for comedy writers
12. To "lead this great nation into the 20th Century."
11. New OSHA safety campaign: "Scissors Is Pointy"
10. A peaceful end to the Viet Nam war
9. Appoint Judge Reinhold to the Supreme Court
8. Spending cutbacks... except for funding of this cool
rocket car idea I came up with.
7. More bondage between parents & children.
6. Turn over Marilyn`s bulletproof hair secrets to the
Department of Defense.
5. Deploy US troops to end ongoing ethnic violence between
Star-Bellied Sneetches and Plain-Bellied Sneetches.
4. "By the end of my term, America will be fully prepared
for the Y2K bug."
3. Support NATOE
2. Reduce the number of commercials on the Cartoon Network.
1. Will serve less than two terms if that job with Ringling
Brothers comes through.


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