|
|
|
Painting job
Blonde jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage.
The man`s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You`re finished already?" he asked.
"Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats."
Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50.
"And by the way," the blonde added, "That`s not a Porch, it`s a Ferrari."
Submitted by Calamjo
Edited by Yisman
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Blonde jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
I know you are nobody`s fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you... Read this joke...
Don`t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
What did the screw say to the screwdriver?Scew me now!... Read this joke...
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you`ll do... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't ... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff