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A Marine colonel on His way home from work at the Pentagon
came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow,
this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing`s even moving."
He notices a police officer walking back and forth between
the lines of cars so he rolls down His window and asks,
"Excuse me, Officer, what`s the hold up?"
The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed
about the impeachment thing he stopped His motorcade in the
middle of the Beltway and he`s threatening to douse himself
in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says His family hates
him and he doesn`t have the $33.5 million he owes his
lawyers. I`m walking round taking up a collection for him".
"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"
"So far only about three hundred gallons but I`ve got a lot
of folks still siphoning."
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