Fly in my soup
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Patron: Waiter!
Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and I`ll be your support waiter, what seems to be the problem?
Patron: There`s a fly in my soup!
Waiter: Try again, maybe the fly won`t be there this time.
Patron: No, it`s still there.
Waiter: Maybe it`s the way you`re eating the soup, try eating it with a fork instead.
Patron: Even when I use the fork, the fly is still there.
Waiter: Maybe the soup is incompatible with the bowl, what kind of bowl are you using?
Patron: A SOUP bowl!
Waiter: Hmmm, that should work. Maybe it`s a configuration problem, how was the bowl set up?
Patron: You brought it to me on a saucer, what has that to do with the fly in my soup?
Waiter: Can you remember everything you did before you noticed the fly in your soup?
Patron: I sat down and ordered the "Soup of the Day"!
Waiter: Have you considered upgrading to the latest "Soup of the Day"?
Patron: You have more than one "Soup of the Day" each day?
Waiter: Yes, the "Soup of the Day" is changed every hour.
Patron: Well, what is the "Soup of the Day" now?
Waiter: The current "Soup of the Day" is tomato.
Patron: Fine. Bring me the tomato soup, and the check. I`m running late now.
Waiter leaves and returns with another bowl of soup and the check.
Waiter: Here you are, Sir. The soup and your check.
Patron: This is potato soup.
Waiter: Yes, the tomato soup wasn`t ready yet.
Patron: Well, I`m so hungry now, I`ll eat anything.
Waiter leaves.
Patron: Waiter! There`s a gnat in my soup!
The check:
Soup of the Day .$5.00
Upgrade to newer Soup of the Day. $2.50
Access to support .$1.00
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Glaci
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