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Marriage quotes 04
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A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take Her off His hands. -- Guitry
Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but His wife wasn`t. -- Borge
Always talk to your wife while you`re making love... If there`s a phone handy.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie
And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise.
Bachelor: the only man who has never told His wife a lie.
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her.
By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you`ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you`ll become a philosopher. -- Socrates
Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking His wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago.
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