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Blonde cop
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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are walking by a mall.
A policeman starts running after them, so they start running too.
They come upon 3 sacks and jump into them.
The cop stops and kicks the 1st sack and the brunette says "Meow."
The cop says, "Oh, it`s only a cat."
He kicks the 2nd sack and the redhead says "Woof."
The cop says, "Oh, it`s only a dog."
Then he comes up to the third sack and kicks it.
The blonde says "Potatoes".
And the cop says "Oh, it`s only a sack of potatoes!"
Do you know why the cop didn`t catch her?
Because he was a blonde too!
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