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I get no respect 04
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"I was making love to this girl and she started crying. I said... Are you going to hate yourself in the morning? She said.. No.. I hate myself now."
"I had a girlfriend that was so fat Her belly button made an echo."
"I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had Her own postal code."
"I had a girlfriend that was so fat she had a dress with a sign on the back saying...Caution Wide Load."
"My girlfriend was so fat Her clothes were made by Omar the tent maker"
"One day I ran into my girlfriend with my car. She asked me why I didn`t ride around her. I told Her that I didn`t think I had enough gas"
"I had a girlfriend that was so fat Her bikini was made out of two bed sheets."
"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... Her mother ripped in two when she had her."
"I knew a girl that was so ugly that... She uses a septic tank for a toilet."
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