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It`s not good to let any kid near a container that has a skull and crossbones on it, because there might be a skeleton costume inside and the kid could put it on and really scare you.
I can see why it would be prohibited to throw most things off the top of the Empire State Building, but what`s wrong with little bits of cheese? They probably break down into their various gases before they even hit.
If you`re a circus clown, and you have a dog that you use in your act,
I don`t think it`s a good idea to also dress the dog up like a clown, because people see that and they think, "Forgive me, but that`s just too much."
Here`s a good joke to do during an earthquake: straddle a big crack in the ground, and if it opens wider, go "Whoa! Whoa!" and flail your arms around, like you`re going to fall in.
If you ever discover that what you`re seeing is a play within a play, just slow down, take a deep breath, and hold on for the ride of your life.
It makes me mad when people say I turned and ran like a scared rabbit. Maybe it was like an angry rabbit, who was running to go fight in another fight, away from the first fight.
What is it that makes a compete stranger dive into an icy river to save a solid gold baby? Maybe we`ll never know.
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