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Deep thoughts 05


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Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.
If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don`t think I`d call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the impression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp`s gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
When the age of the Vikings came to a close, they must have sensed it. Probably, the gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: "Mankind." Basically, it`s made up of two separate words - "mank" and "ind". What do these words mean? It`s a mystery, and that`s why so is mankind.
I wish I had a kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.
When I heard that trees grow a new `ring` for each year they live, I thought, we humans are kind of like that: we grow a new layer of skin each year, and after many years we are thick and unwieldy from all our skin layers.
In weightlifting, I don`t think sudden, uncontrolled urination should automatically disqualify you.
Too bad you can`t just grab a tree by the very tiptop and bend it clear over the ground and then let Her fly, because I bet you`d be amazed at all the stuff that comes flying out.


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