Deep thoughts 04
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One thing that makes me believe in UFOs is, sometimes I lose stuff.
It`s amazing to me that one of the world`s most feared diseases would be carried by one of the world`s smallest animals: the real tiny dog.
Sometimes, when I drive across the desert in the middle of the night, with no other cars around, I start imagining: What if there were no civilization out there? No cities, no factories, no people? And then I think: No people or factories? Then who made this car? And this highway? And I get so confused I have to stick my head out the window into the driving rain - unless there`s lightning, because I could get struck on the head by a bolt.
I guess more bad things have been done in the name of progress than any other. I myself have been guilty of this. When I was a teenager, I stole a car and drove it out into the desert and set it on fire. When the police showed up, I just shrugged and said, "Hey, progress." Boy, did I have a lot to learn.
I think the monkeys at the zoo should have to wear sunglasses so they can`t hypnotize you.
The difference between a man and a boy is, a boy wants to grow up to be a fireman, but a man wants to grow up to be a giant monster fireman.
Love can sweep you off your feet and carry you along in a way you`ve never known before. But the ride always ends, and you end up feeling lonely and bitter. Wait. It`s not love I`m describing. I`m thinking of a monorail.
I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death.
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