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Just the facts
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Justice, American Style
The following exchange happened last March 5 on the show "Politically Incorrect," between Bill Maher, the host, and lawyer Leslie Abramson, who defended the Menendez brothers:
Bill: When do lawyers give a damn about the facts?
Leslie: When did you or Geraldo give a damn about the facts?
Bill: You defended the Menendez kids. What do you care about facts?
Leslie: I don`t remember seeing you in the courtroom, Bill, so you absolutely don`t know anything about the trial.
Bill: I knew they blew their parents` heads off.
Leslie: No, they didn`t. They didn`t blow their parents heads off.
Bill: The Menendez kids didn`t blow their parents heads off?
Leslie: No!
Bill: What did they do?
Leslie: They unloaded shotguns in their direction.
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