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An Aussie student was walking on campus one day when another Aussie rode up on a shiny new bicycle.
`Where did you get such a nice bike?` asked the first.
The second Aussie replied,
`Well, yesterday I was walking along minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said,
"Take what you want."`
The first Aussie nodded approvingly.
`Good choice, the clothes probably wouldn`t have fitted.`

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