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Gold watch
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A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom." When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn`t sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?" "What?" said the judge, "I didn`t send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What happened?" "I gave it to the first one," said the wife. "He knew exactly where it was, so I figured you sent him."
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