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Essex girl
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At a divorce hearing, the wife`s barrister asked the Essex girl whom he was cross examining:
"So, Sharon. On the night of November 23rd last year, at approximately 01:30am, in the place known as `Lover`s Lane` did the defendant, my client`s husband, have sexual intercourse with you?"
"Yeah, he did," whispered the Essex girl, her head bowed.
"And on that occasion, did the defendant, to the best of your knowledge, have a climax?" the barrister went on.
"Oh no," she answered. "I fink `e `ad one of them fancy Mitsubishis."
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by Calamjo
Rating : 5.50, 4 votes.
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