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Lawyer jokes
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Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points. Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. Q: What`s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon? A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes. Q: What`s the difference between lawyers and buzzards? A: Lawyers have removable wing tips. Q: What`s the definition of a lawyer? A: A mouth with a life support system. Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell? A: No changes occur. Q: What`s the difference between God and an attorney? A: God doesn`t think he`s an attorney.
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