|
|
|
Question and answer jokes-6
Lawyer jokes
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What`s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
Q: What`s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.
Q: What`s the definition of a lawyer?
A: A mouth with a life support system.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: No changes occur.
Q: What`s the difference between God and an attorney?
A: God doesn`t think he`s an attorney.
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Lawyer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... Read this joke...
A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on her butt and said, "You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle... Read this joke...
You could make a fortune helping people loose weight, one look at you and they loose their appit... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff