|
|
|
Question and answer jokes-6
Lawyer jokes
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What`s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
Q: What`s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.
Q: What`s the definition of a lawyer?
A: A mouth with a life support system.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: No changes occur.
Q: What`s the difference between God and an attorney?
A: God doesn`t think he`s an attorney.
Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
[ Lawyer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 4.67, 3 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone... Read this joke...
A blonde called the fire department and said "GET OVER HERE QUICK! MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE!"The Fire Chief said, "Ok, now just calm down and tell us how to get to your place... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A guy walks into a bar with His pet monkey... Read this joke...
The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff