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Lawyer jokes
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Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?
A: Lawyers accumulate frequent flyer points.
Q: What`s the difference between a lawyer and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist.
Q: What`s the difference between a bankrupt attorney and a pigeon?
A: The pigeon can still make a deposit on a Mercedes.
Q: What`s the difference between lawyers and buzzards?
A: Lawyers have removable wing tips.
Q: What`s the definition of a lawyer?
A: A mouth with a life support system.
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?
A: No changes occur.
Q: What`s the difference between God and an attorney?
A: God doesn`t think he`s an attorney.
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