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Lawyer jokes
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Q: How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus? A: Never enough. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: How many can you afford? Q: Did you hear about the new microwave lawyer? A: You spend eight minutes in His office and get billed as if you`d been there eight hours. Q: What`s the difference between a law firm and a circus? A: At a circus, the clowns don`t charge the public by the hour. Q: Did you hear about the lawyer hurt in an accident? A: An ambulance stopped suddenly. Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they`d rather keep their clients in the dark. Q: What do lawyers do after they die? A: They lie still.
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