Early death?
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Joe the lawyer died suddenly, at the age of 45. He got to
the gates of Heaven, and the angel standing there said,
"We`ve been waiting a long time for you."
"What do you mean," he replied, "I`m only 45, in the prime
of my life. Why did I have to die now?"
"45? You`re not 45, you`re 82," replied the angel.
"Wait a minute. If you think I`m 82 then you have the wrong
guy. I`m only 45. I can show you my birth certificate."
"Hold on. Let me go check," said the angel and disappeared
inside.
After a few minutes the angel returned. "Sorry, but by our
records you *are* 82. I checked all the hours you have billed
your clients, and you have to be 82..."
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