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Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a
vicious-looking bear.
The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled
out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.
The second lawyer looked at him and said, "You`re crazy!
You`ll never be able to outrun that bear!"
"I don`t have to," the first lawyer replied. "I only have
to outrun you."

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