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Two by fours
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Two men in a pickup truck drove into a lumberyard. One of the men walked in the office and said, "We need some four-by-twos."
The clerk said, "You mean two-by-fours, don`t you?"
The man said, "I`ll go check," and went back to the truck. He returned in a minute and said, "Yeah, I meant two-by-fours."
"Alright. How long do you need them?"
The customer paused for a minute and said, "I`d better go check." After a while, the customer returned to the office and said, "A
long time. We`re gonna build a house."
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