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- If My Nose Were Full of Nickels, I`d Blow It All On You
- Do You Love As Good As You Look?
- Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth `Cause I`m Kissing You Goodbye
- Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
- Here`s A Quarter, Call Someone Who Cares
- How Can I Miss You If You Won`t Go Away?
- I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
- I Don`t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
- I Fell In A Pile Of You And Got Love All Over Me
- I Flushed You From The Toilets Of My Heart.
- I Keep Forgettin` I Forgot About You
- I Wanna Whip Your Cow
- I Would Have Wrote You A Letter, But I Couldn`t Spell Yuck!
- I Wouldn`t Take Her To A Dawg Fight,(even if she had a chance to win)
- I`d Rather Have A Bottle In Front Of Me Than A Frontal Lobotomy
- I`m Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
- I`ve Been Flushed From The Bathroom Of Your Heart
- I`ve Got The Hungries For Your Love And I`m Waiting In Your Welfare Line
- If I Can`t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
- If Love Were Oil, I`d Be A Quart Low
- If The Phone Don`t Ring, Baby, You`ll Know It`s Me
- If You Don`t Leave Me Alone, I`ll Go And Find Someone who will
- If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too?
- Mama Get The Hammer (There`s A Fly On Papa`s Head)
- May The Bird Of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose
- My Every Day Silver Is Plastic
- My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don`t Love Jesus
- My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
- My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him
- Oh, I`ve Got Hair Oil On My Ears And My Glasses Are Slipping Down, But Baby I Can See Through You
- Pardon Me, I`ve Got Someone To Kill
- She Got The Gold Mine And I Got The Shaft;
- She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
- She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
- She`s Got Freckles On Her, But She`s Pretty
- Thank God And Greyhound She`s Gone
- They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can`t Stop My Face From Breakin` Out
- Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
- When You Leave Walk Out Backwards, So I`ll Think You`re Walking In
- You Can`t Have Your Kate And Edith Too
- You Can`t Roller Skate In A Buffalo Herd
- You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat
- You`re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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