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Lion tamer-2
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer, and two young people show up for the tryout. One is a handsome lad in his mid-twenties and the other is a gorgeous blonde about the same age.
The circus owner tells them, УIТm not going to sugar coat itЧthis is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer, so you guys better be good or youТre history. HereТs your equipment: a chair, a whip, and a gun. Who wants to try out first?Ф
The girl says, УIТll go first.Ф She walks past the chair, the whip, and the gun and steps right into the lionТs cage. The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. About half way there, she throws open Her coat revealing Her beautiful naked body.
The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to Her and starts licking Her ankles. He continues to lick Her calves, kisses them and rests his head at Her feet.
The circus ownerТs mouth drops to the floor. He says, УIТve never seen a display like that in my life.Ф He then turns to the young man and asks, УCan you top that?Ф
The young man replies, УAbsolutely, just get that friggin` lion out of the way.Ф
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