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Pig problems
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A farmhand is driving `round the farm, checking the fences. After a few minutes he radios His boss and says, "Boss, I`ve got a problem. I hit a pig on the road and he`s stuck in the bull-bars of my truck. He`s still wriggling Ч what should I do?``
"In the back of your truck there`s a shotgun. Shoot the pig in the head and when it stops wriggling you can pull it out and throw it in a bush."
The farm worker agrees and signs off. About 10 minutes later he radios back. "Boss I did what you said, I shot the pig and dragged it out and threw it in a bush."
"So what`s the problem now?" His Boss snapped.
"The blue light on His bike is still flashing!"
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