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A man forgot to buy turkey for thanksgiving
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It`s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door.
"Please let me in," says the man desperately. "I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don`t come home with one."
"Okay," says the butcher. "Let me see what I have left." He goes into the freezer and discovers that there`s only one scrawny turkey left. He brings it out to show the man.
"That`s one is too skinny. What else you got?" says the man.
The butcher takes the bird back into the freezer and waits a few minutes and brings the same turkey back out to the man.
"Oh, no," says the man, "That one doesn`t look any better. You better give me both of them!"
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