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Marriage quotes 08
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Many a wife thinks her husband is the world`s greatest lover. But she can never catch him at it.
Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven`t been able to find anybody who`ll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute.
Marriage is a rest period between romances.
Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno.
Marriage is an institution--but who wants to live in an institution?
Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo...
Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it`s not so hot.
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