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One-liners 76-100
Blonde jokes
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76. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A1: Because they don`t know any better. A2: They are easier to keep amused. 77. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What`s a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" 78. Q: What`s a blonde`s favourite wine? A: "Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!" 79. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A wine cellar. 80. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes? A: Peroxide. 81. Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes? A: They`re doing research on black holes. 82. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit. 83. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747. 84. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. 85. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it`s mine? 86. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it`s mine?" 87. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. 88. Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle? A: A dope ring. 89. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A1: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. A2: None of them. There is no such thing as Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy or a smart blonde and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. 90. Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. 91. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. 92. Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. 93. Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. 94. Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel? A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! 95. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. 96. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! 97. Q: What`s the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. 98. Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don`t lend the Porsche out to your friend. 99. Q: What`s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don`t let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. 100. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread.
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