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You might be a redneck if 21
Redneck jokes
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You might be a redneck if...
Your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they`ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock.
You dated your daddy`s current wife in high school.
You`re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing "I Will Always Love You".
You grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.
Your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center. (Clinton true-life story)
The most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection (your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it).
You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.
You`ve ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately.
You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub.
Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events.
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