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Make me an uncle
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Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby. "Stop! You can`t do this!" exclaimed the brother. "And why not?" asked Stan. "Don`t you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?" Stan said nothing. The brother grew impatient, "C`mon Stan, I want a nephew. Stan, make me an uncle." Stan couldn`t take it anymore. He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You`re SURE you want a nephew?" "Yes," the brother replied. "It would be an honor!" "Well congratulations, you`re holding him!" Submitted by Glaci Edited by Tantilazing
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