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Kid's fire truck
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A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices
a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the
side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a
fire fighter`s helmet and has the wagon tied to a dog and cat. The fire
fighter walks over to take a closer look. "That sure is a nice fire truck,"
the fire fighter says with admiration.
"Thanks," the girl says.
The fire fighter looks a little closer and notices the girl has tied the
wagon to the dog`s collar and to the cat`s testicles. "Little Partner," the
fire fighter says, "I don`t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but
if you were to tie that rope around the cat`s collar, I think you could go
faster."
The little girl replied, "You`re probably right, but then I wouldn`t have a
siren."
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