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Jumpy cab driver
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A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question. The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped just inches from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look Mac, don`t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologised and said he didn`t realize that a little tap could scare him so much.
The driver replied, "Sorry, it`s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver ... I`ve been driving `hearses` for the last 25 years!"
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