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We hear you are a lady killer... |
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When you get run over by a car, it shouldn`t be listed under accidents... |
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The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you... |
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Don`t you realize that there are enough people to hate in the world already without your working... |
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We do not complain about your shortcomings, but about your long sayings... |
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We know you could not live without us... |
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In the dictionary under the word, "stupid," it says, "see him... |
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You`re the best at all you do -- and all you do is make people hate you... |
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I`ve had many cases of love that were just infatuation, but this hate I feelfor you is the real thing... |
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Hey, act your age -- senile!... |
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It`s your life -- but I wish you`d let us have it... |
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You have nothing to fear from my base instincts; its my finer ones that tell me to kill you... |
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Yours was an unnatural birth; you came from a human being... |
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I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in... |
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All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed... |
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There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them... |
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I`m looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven`t had it yet... |
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You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn`t like you... |
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You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway... |
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