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| I admire you because I`ve never had the courage it takes to be a liar, a thief, and a cheat... |
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| You were born because your mother didn`t believe in abortion; now she believes in infanticide... |
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| Hey, I heard you went to the butcher and asked for 10 cents worth of dog meat and he asked you if you wanted it wrapped or if you would eat it on the spot... |
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| When people cut their fingers you cry over it just so that you can get salt in the wound... |
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| You don`t believe in being artificial... |
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| I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw, but all they got was a moving picture... |
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| Don`t you have a terribly empty feeling -- in your skull?... |
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| If you ever tax your brain, don`t charge more than a penny... |
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| At your speed, you`d better not stop your mouth too fast or your teeth will fly through your cranium... |
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| I would like the pleasure of your company, but it only gives me displeasure... |
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| You were the answer to a prayer... |
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| I know you are nobody`s fool, but maybe someone will adopt you... |
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