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| If I was as ugly as you were, I wouldn`t say Hi to folk, I`d say BOO!... |
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| Next time you shave, try standing an inch or two closer to the blade... |
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| He does the work of three men: Curly, Larry and Moe... |
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| You should learn from your parents mistakes - try using some birth control... |
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| I`d love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can`t count that high... |
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| All day I thought of you... |
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| You`re about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder... |
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| Folk clap when they see you... |
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| Calling you an idiot would be an insult to all the stupid people... |
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| Shouldn`t you have a license for being that ugly?... |
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| Save your breath...You`ll need it to blow up your date.... |
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| You`re red shirt goes well with your eyes... |
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| I`ve seen more life in a down and out`s vest... |
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| Hi there, I`m a human being! What are you?... |
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| Sure, I`ve seen people like you before - but I had to pay an admission... |
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| Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic... |
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| You are so fat that I hear you were arrested three times for jay-walking when all the time you were just standing on the corner waiting for the light to change... |
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| You say you are a West Pointer, but you look like an Irish Setter... |
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| I hear you are an officer... |
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| The next time you shave, could you stand a little closer to the razor?... |
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