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| When you die, I`d like to go to your funeral, but I`ll probably have to go to work that day... |
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| You are master in your own house -- the doghouse!... |
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| In the next life, you`ll blaze a way for us... |
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| I would ask you how old you are, but I know you can`t count that high... |
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| You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning... |
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| I used to think that you were a big pain in the neck... |
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| I heard that you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork... |
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| I don`t mind that you are talking so long as you don`t mind that I`m not listening... |
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| You are so boring that you can`t even entertain a doubt... |
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| You started at the bottom -- and it`s been downhill ever since... |
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| Some people are has-beens... |
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| You must be the arithmetic man -- you add trouble, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance... |
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| I think Mother Nature really hates you because you remind her so much of all her mistakes!... |
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| I heard you went to see the doctor and told him that you wanted a little wart removed; so he had you thrown out of His office... |
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| You have no trouble making ends meet... |
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| You are the only person I`ve ever met whose mind is filthy and sterile at the same time!... |
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| For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours... |
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| I always wanted to be a trouble-shooter, but now I see you are not worth it!... |
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| You are so two-faced that any woman who married you would be married to a bigamist... |
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| After hearing you talk, I now know that the dead do contact us... |
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